her vagine was all disorganized.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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