please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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