i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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