how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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