But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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