Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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