Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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