Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
The adults are the big ones right?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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