You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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