Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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