Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i think i just lost a toe
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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