I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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