Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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