I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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