well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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