I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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