This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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