I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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