Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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