butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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