My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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