...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
