its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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