just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.