Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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