Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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