this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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