so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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