highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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