Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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