Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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