Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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