Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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