If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
