Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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