The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So apparently I’m into choking now
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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