Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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