i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Randomize