i jhust puked up my retainher.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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