O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
