There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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