tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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