Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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