Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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