the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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