The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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