did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Randomize
