y did u give ur computer a hand job?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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