I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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