VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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