It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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