I love black thongs
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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