i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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