thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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