so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
