YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I don't deserve a penis
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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