What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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