I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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