Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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