Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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