In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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