I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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